“How many more times can I hit the darn snooze button?! I usually wake up with a smize but today, I have no passion in my eyes. At all!”
Posts Tagged ‘Twittiots’
Twittiots: Match game edition
This week’s contestants: Yoko Ono, Brittny Gastineau, Mike “the Situation” Sorrentino, Kourtney Kardashian and Chris Brown
Twittiots
“My mom took a bite into a giant jalenpeno sitting across from me and it squirt right into my eye….BURNING!!!!”
Twittiots: Special John Mayer Edition
“And while I’m using today for looking at myself under harsh light, I think it’s time to stop trying to be so raw in interviews…”



