Land Shark Lager only retained the rights to Dolphin Stadium until the end of the Miami Dolphins’ season or the Orange Bowl, whichever came last. Now that both are sadly over, we’re offering these options for new stadium names. Go Fins!
• The Bob Kuechenberg Right Guard Stadium
• Johnson and Johnson No Tears Stadium
• Offerdahl’s
• The Miami Dolphins Memorial Stadium
• Miami-Dade County Correctional Institution Stadium
• Dan Marino Stadium (Brought to you by Maroone, Nutrisystem, Isotoner Gloves, et al.)
• Celebrity Tax Shelter Stadium
• Oscar Mayer Stadium (The home of the $55 hot dog!)
• The Yes, It Costs $35 To Park Here Stadium
