Twittiots: Jersey Shore Edition

The dumbest things said on Twitter this week (by the cast of Jersey Shore):

“Out to lunch with rolling stones and US weekly!! I think there is over 100 people here!”
@JENNIWOWW (Jenni Woww)

“at rolling stone having lunch with the big bosses! jerset shoree bitchh”
— @Sn00ki (Nicole Polizzi, a.k.a. Snooki)

“@DJDoubleXL not only will I battle you I’ll run threw your town shut it down and leave with your girl”
— MTVDJPaulyD (Pauly Delvecchio)

“chillen with @vinnygmtv in the city”
— @RONNIEANDSAMMI (Ronnie Magro)

“THe last night of the best show on TV – JErsey SHore – THe SItuation – TIll next YEar- #SituationNAtion”
— @ItsTheSituation (Michael “The Situation” Sorrentino)


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