Twittiots

“My mom took a bite into a giant jalenpeno sitting across from me and it squirt right into my eye….BURNING!!!!”
— @brittgastineau (Brittny Gastineau)

“OMG! Corey Haim dead at 38. Another tragic star overdose. So many this year. Why does this happen?”
— @BonnieFuller (Hollywoodlife.com president and editor)

“Breathing gives your brain the oxygen it needs to think through anything… Breath… cause when you do.. is forever.. WV.”
— @WillyVille (Wilmer Valderrama)

“Never wait until a Dragon is up on u blowing his hot breath on your face before u start defending urself!”
— @RevRunWisdom (the Rev. Run)

“What are the symptoms of Swine Flu?”
— @lindsaylohan


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